Crimson Bolt from Super (2010) vs Kick-Ass from Kick-Ass(2010) 
 
Both are movie versions 
 
Bolt gets his wrench and Kick-Ass gets his batons.          
 
Here's a trailer for Super.  I don't know if it's been widely publicized yet .  
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctcURFb7XE4 

          

Crimson Bolt barely wins. But if he had his full gear (razor shooter, hand gun, crimson bolt (the pipe wrench), smoke bomb, pipe bombs, shotgun, vest, and Crimson-mobile) he would straight wreck.

Was Super any good?

@texasdeathmatch said:

Was Super any good?

It was f***ed up.

@texasdeathmatch said:

Was Super any good?

Hell yes. Its awesomeness is cubed if you are like me and have a celebrity crush on Ellen Page.

@Lance Uppercut said:

@texasdeathmatch said:

Was Super any good?

It was f***ed up.

Hm, looked like a comedy.

@Erik said:

@texasdeathmatch said:

Was Super any good?

Hell yes. Its awesomeness is cubed if you are like me and have a celebrity crush on Ellen Page.

I actually hate Ellen Page so that might work, haha. Mostly because of Juno, but Inception didn't help.

Also, it is funny that this thread had just shy of 400 views but not a single poster until I bumped it just now.

@texasdeathmatch said:

I actually hate Ellen Page.....

I officially hate you now.

@Erik said:

@texasdeathmatch said:

I actually hate Ellen Page.....

I officially hate you now.

haha hey man, I respect your opinion of her, and I'll admit she's a good actress, I've just never been a fan of the whole "sarcastic, never give a straight answer" act she does.

I'll admit I enjoyed Hard Candy though...

@texasdeathmatch:

Lol. Just kidding. That just means more Ellen for me!

Besides, how can you not want to see the movie after seeing just a mild snippet from the movie below. And by mild, I mean Ellen's character portrayal for this scene. She is one loco lady in the movie.

@Erik: Hm, I think you've actually convinced me to see this now. Did it ever come out in theaters?

Oh yeah. Watch out for language in that clip for those with sensitive ears.

@texasdeathmatch: What is wrong with you O_O

@Erik: Psh, ain't no sensitive ears under my roof.

And Kevin Bacon's in it? That's an automatic win in my book.

@texasdeathmatch said:

@Erik: Hm, I think you've actually convinced me to see this now. Did it ever come out in theaters?

It did. But since it was an extremely low budget movie and poorly advertised, it only showed in a few major theaters, grossing just over $300,000.

The good news is that it released on DVD for $12.00, so it is an instant steal.

@texasdeathmatch said:

@Erik: Psh, ain't no sensitive ears under my roof.

And Kevin Bacon's in it? That's an automatic win in my book.

Kevin is the man.

@Morgaine_de_Bourbon said:

@texasdeathmatch: What is wrong with you O_O

Haha why? cause I'm not on the Ellen Page bandwagon?

@Erik: I'll probably just download it...or see if our movie database at work has it. Thanks for the rec though.

@texasdeathmatch:

No problem. And since you hate Ellen, you will like the ending. :x

@Erik: Ah! Spoiler!

@texasdeathmatch said:

@Erik: Ah! Spoiler!

I gave away nothing! Only that haters will be pleased.

@texasdeathmatch:

In fact, I think my movie clip gave away more than anything lol.

Kick Ass unless Crimson shoots him

Kickass doesn't feel pain...

Don't know how his stupid batons will damage Crimson Bolt though

Kickass might not feel pain, but if he gets hit by that Wrench... his bones are going to break.

Crimson Bolt with Difficulty

Crimson Bolt bc he's essentially bloodlusted even in character. Kickass would go for a beatdown while CB is going for the kill. KA's damage soak isnt gonna matter if he gets his head caved in