Fight takes place in Bikini Bottom

Sponge-bob is 1.5 meters tall and everyone else scales off of that.

Superman is bloodlusted

Composite feats for the verse

Unbreakable water or air helmets for everyone.

Who wins?

Hasslehoff flexes supes between his pecs

superman forces him to marry a gorilla

Is composite spongebob smart (sandy) or dumb (Patrick)

LOL

Hahah, nice try. As we all know, SpongeBob can't be harmed by physical attacks. Who else shares this trait? TOAA.

Therefore GodBob stomps with ease. This is spite.

Superman

Patrick solos.

It depends, did they set it to Wumbo?

This man would BJORK anyone up

Supes uses HT, GG.

This shouldn't exist.

Am I missing something? How does Superman lose?

Lmao

So original

Handsome squidward suduces him with his looks and triggers a stalemate.

Spongebob solos the verse. He is always ready.

Even Patrick's magnificent butt cheeks can win against superman while he sleeps.

This is spite in favor of Spongebob.

Spongebob.

He doesn't, composite Spongebob verse sounds imposing but they haven't done anything anywhere near PC Superman level.

Sponge Bob's warps reality in one of the episodes as far i i remember.

So Spongebob verse.

Spongebob breaths, superman dies.

Patrick farts, superman dies.

Hibernating Shandy growls, superman gets a heart attack and dies

Etc etc.

Spite thread.

The Hoff solos

In all seriousness Sandy with the pencil that created doodlebob may have a good chance of finding a way to win. Remember it can erase matter. And getting to Sups shouldn't be impossible because they can ride on bubble transitions

@randybutternubs: Language warning.