Seriously, I fart quite often. At least 10 times a day. Is that normal? If anyone has tips not to fart so much please share with me!!!

Same here, lol

Once or twice a day.

Seriously? You seem to be running out of topics dude.

O-T: Not as often as I'd like since I more often than not have explosive diarrhea & don't feel like Hershey squirting myself...or worse.

I am not running out of topics, I need urgent HELP

Sit in a hot car and roll up the windows while eating a bologna sandwich.

This is what the Vine has come to.

As often as my Arse tells me too...

Every time I fart, my memory goes back to square one.

Wait, what am I doing here?

Air Poo

All that pizza you guy's eat.

Only 10?

@zachary327: ahhh it is your first serious girlfriend/boyfriend, this is evident... unless you are not trolling.

I don't.

@abstractraze: @abstractraze: WTF?

@lan_fan: liar

Once

I don't fart that often. But don't give me milk... Things change when I drink milk...

Wow, you're the real Sherlock.

Just farted and lost a few inches from my biceps and forearms

Every single person on the planet farts multiple times a day. Get some new thread ideas.

This is what the Vine has come to.

@the_badman:

I bet it happens a lot while you're fighting crime and not wearing hockey pads.

@jagernutt: You seem to have me confused with Batman.

Anyways, it happens but not because of fighting crime, or lack of hockey pads.

@the_badman:

Do you eat Bean's everyday?

@jagernutt: When I said "it happens", it was about everyone in general, not particularly me.

OT: No.

10 is actually below average...

I do silent in public yet alone it's usually loud.

But i see you're into the fart fetish business...

Annually.

There's a category of porn for that

Such a lovely and creative topic.