I am already living as a bodiless head

I don't understand the first part of your question.

@diarrhearegatta:

I mean you lived only have your head and brain but no body.

Mikey, stop smoking hash.

Yeah I'd rather be a dumb dude with a penis than just a head.

@crash_:

Nah dude I rolled up a slice of pizza and lit up.

I'm already dumb, so it's a clear cut for me.

Splinter must've sprinkled some kif infused spices on it.

@crash_:

You can talk

I saw you cutting lines with those swords

Hey, I am trying to work that out.

[Keep calm, Splinter doesn't know. Bribe Mikey with pizzas]

(Sure could go a kif sprinkled pizza right now)

Yo Mikey, I am going to the local dru... Pizzeria to get some pizzas. I bet you wouldn't mind an XL Pizza with extra Ki- I mean spices on it.

@crash_:

Oh yah yah

And ixnay on the ocaincay if you know what I mean bruh

Well my dumb is smart in comparison to others so I'd rather be a dumb guy.

I'd love to be dumb, ignorance is bliss and if I were dumb I probably wouldn't realise what I was missing out on, so I wouldn't mind.

Dumbness stomps.

Id rather be macaroni

That's depends on how dumb you mean. Are you talking "full retard"? You should never go full retard.

Besides, if I can manage a robot body, I can still enjoy much of what the world has to offer...

Well if the head starts becoming a thing, I feel that close behind would be a robot body or something.

Only head, because that’s not possible, and I’d be famous and have worshippers and such.