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#1
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Suppose that you're visiting your local library, sitting quietly at a table, when a person walks up to you. He's carrying the atlas pictured below. He asks in a sincere tone, "Could you please help me find Finland? I can't find it."


Before you have a chance to respond, he raises the atlas with both arms over his head and slams it onto your skull. Seconds later, he laughs, "You can't help me if you don't at least open the book!"


He starts to walk away, giggling to himself. The man is 35, 6'2", and 211 pounds.


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Zachary327
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Would slam him back using the earth












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#3
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Fabricolage
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I'd be in pain and get mad. He'd get arrested or something.












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#4
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Call the cops.












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#5
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silkyballfro94
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Destroy him












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#6
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JohnnyZ256
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@silkyballfro94: lol












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#7
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Shadowwaker
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Laugh and cry if it's painful.












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#8
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Not positively, I'd imagine.












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#9
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Lan_Fan
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I'd probably yell at him.












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#10
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LDM
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@zachary327 said:

Would slam him back using the earth














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#11
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jashugan
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call myself a planet buster












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#12
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mrmonster
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I'd slam my foot into his crotch



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#13
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SirDrProfessor
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Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.












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#14
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Aka_aka_aka_ak
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Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.

















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@sirdrprofessor said:

Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.














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#17
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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Is this a trick question?












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#18
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JohnCena69swag
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As an average comicvine user they would never be able to touch me. My incredible reflexes and my perfectly honed 4 percent bodyfat body would just be too quick. I would have my pick of counters from any of the 237 martial arts that i have mastered. Maybe I'm feeling generous and introduce this guy to my wuxi finger technique. Next time he will think before ever raising an atlas to a peak human like me.



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#19
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Zachary327
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jashugan: destroy the planet now












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#20
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JohnnyZ256
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jagernutt: I wouldn't think of it!












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#21
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@aka_aka_aka_ak said:

Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.



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@lan_fan said:

I'd probably yell at him.














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#22
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MainJP
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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I'd probably throw a chair at him.












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#23
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JohnnyZ256
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@mainjp: lol












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#24
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SpareHeadOne
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Pull out my exact replica He-Man Battle Axe and call my tabby "Cringer" to come by my side. Then rifle through my he-man books trying to find that damn war cry that Adam says "By the power of day. In blackest skull"


No that's not it.


Ah here it is "By the power of GreySkull! I have the power!!!!!"


Then while all the lightning and stuff is flashing and banging, me and Cringer sneak out the back door and slash the Bastard's tyres.












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#25
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I'd hit him with the entire history set of books, you know the ones that are labed A-Z?










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How would you respond if someone slammed an atlas onto your head?













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#1
Edited by
JohnnyZ256
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Suppose that you're visiting your local library, sitting quietly at a table, when a person walks up to you. He's carrying the atlas pictured below. He asks in a sincere tone, "Could you please help me find Finland? I can't find it."


Before you have a chance to respond, he raises the atlas with both arms over his head and slams it onto your skull. Seconds later, he laughs, "You can't help me if you don't at least open the book!"


He starts to walk away, giggling to himself. The man is 35, 6'2", and 211 pounds.


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#2
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Zachary327
(357 posts)
- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Would slam him back using the earth












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#3
Posted by

Fabricolage
(1386 posts)
- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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I'd be in pain and get mad. He'd get arrested or something.












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#4
Posted by

Outside_85
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Call the cops.












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#5
Posted by

silkyballfro94
(8621 posts)
- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Destroy him












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#6
Posted by

JohnnyZ256
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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@silkyballfro94: lol












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#7
Posted by

Shadowwaker
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Laugh and cry if it's painful.












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#8
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HitTheAssasin
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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Not positively, I'd imagine.












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#9
Posted by

Lan_Fan
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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I'd probably yell at him.












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#10
Posted by

LDM
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@zachary327 said:

Would slam him back using the earth














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#11
Posted by

jashugan
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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call myself a planet buster












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#12
Posted by

mrmonster
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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I'd slam my foot into his crotch



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#13
Posted by

SirDrProfessor
(1696 posts)
- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.












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#14
Posted by

Aka_aka_aka_ak
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- 14 days, 6 hours ago
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Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.

















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#16
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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@sirdrprofessor said:

Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.














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#17
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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Is this a trick question?












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#18
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JohnCena69swag
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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As an average comicvine user they would never be able to touch me. My incredible reflexes and my perfectly honed 4 percent bodyfat body would just be too quick. I would have my pick of counters from any of the 237 martial arts that i have mastered. Maybe I'm feeling generous and introduce this guy to my wuxi finger technique. Next time he will think before ever raising an atlas to a peak human like me.



Online









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#19
Posted by

Zachary327
(357 posts)
- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jashugan: destroy the planet now












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#20
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JohnnyZ256
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jagernutt: I wouldn't think of it!












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#21
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@aka_aka_aka_ak said:

Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.



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@lan_fan said:

I'd probably yell at him.














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#22
Posted by

MainJP
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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I'd probably throw a chair at him.












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#23
Posted by

JohnnyZ256
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@mainjp: lol












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#24
Posted by

SpareHeadOne
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- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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Pull out my exact replica He-Man Battle Axe and call my tabby "Cringer" to come by my side. Then rifle through my he-man books trying to find that damn war cry that Adam says "By the power of day. In blackest skull"


No that's not it.


Ah here it is "By the power of GreySkull! I have the power!!!!!"


Then while all the lightning and stuff is flashing and banging, me and Cringer sneak out the back door and slash the Bastard's tyres.












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#25
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- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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I'd hit him with the entire history set of books, you know the ones that are labed A-Z?










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#1
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JohnnyZ256
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Suppose that you're visiting your local library, sitting quietly at a table, when a person walks up to you. He's carrying the atlas pictured below. He asks in a sincere tone, "Could you please help me find Finland? I can't find it."


Before you have a chance to respond, he raises the atlas with both arms over his head and slams it onto your skull. Seconds later, he laughs, "You can't help me if you don't at least open the book!"


He starts to walk away, giggling to himself. The man is 35, 6'2", and 211 pounds.


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#2
Posted by

Zachary327
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Would slam him back using the earth












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#3
Posted by

Fabricolage
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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I'd be in pain and get mad. He'd get arrested or something.












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#4
Posted by

Outside_85
(22335 posts)
- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Call the cops.












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#5
Posted by

silkyballfro94
(8621 posts)
- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Destroy him












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#6
Posted by

JohnnyZ256
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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@silkyballfro94: lol












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#7
Posted by

Shadowwaker
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Laugh and cry if it's painful.












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#8
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HitTheAssasin
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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Not positively, I'd imagine.












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#9
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Lan_Fan
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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I'd probably yell at him.












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#10
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LDM
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@zachary327 said:

Would slam him back using the earth














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#11
Posted by

jashugan
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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call myself a planet buster












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#12
Posted by

mrmonster
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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I'd slam my foot into his crotch



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#13
Posted by

SirDrProfessor
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.












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#14
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- 14 days, 6 hours ago
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Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.

















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#16
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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@sirdrprofessor said:

Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.














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#17
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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Is this a trick question?












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#18
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JohnCena69swag
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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As an average comicvine user they would never be able to touch me. My incredible reflexes and my perfectly honed 4 percent bodyfat body would just be too quick. I would have my pick of counters from any of the 237 martial arts that i have mastered. Maybe I'm feeling generous and introduce this guy to my wuxi finger technique. Next time he will think before ever raising an atlas to a peak human like me.



Online









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#19
Posted by

Zachary327
(357 posts)
- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jashugan: destroy the planet now












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#20
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JohnnyZ256
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jagernutt: I wouldn't think of it!












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#21
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@aka_aka_aka_ak said:

Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.



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@lan_fan said:

I'd probably yell at him.














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#22
Posted by

MainJP
(5145 posts)
- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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I'd probably throw a chair at him.












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#23
Posted by

JohnnyZ256
(6180 posts)
- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@mainjp: lol












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#24
Posted by

SpareHeadOne
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- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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Pull out my exact replica He-Man Battle Axe and call my tabby "Cringer" to come by my side. Then rifle through my he-man books trying to find that damn war cry that Adam says "By the power of day. In blackest skull"


No that's not it.


Ah here it is "By the power of GreySkull! I have the power!!!!!"


Then while all the lightning and stuff is flashing and banging, me and Cringer sneak out the back door and slash the Bastard's tyres.












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#25
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- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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I'd hit him with the entire history set of books, you know the ones that are labed A-Z?










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#1
Edited by
JohnnyZ256
(6180 posts)
- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Suppose that you're visiting your local library, sitting quietly at a table, when a person walks up to you. He's carrying the atlas pictured below. He asks in a sincere tone, "Could you please help me find Finland? I can't find it."


Before you have a chance to respond, he raises the atlas with both arms over his head and slams it onto your skull. Seconds later, he laughs, "You can't help me if you don't at least open the book!"


He starts to walk away, giggling to himself. The man is 35, 6'2", and 211 pounds.


No Caption Provided











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#2
Posted by

Zachary327
(357 posts)
- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Would slam him back using the earth












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#3
Posted by

Fabricolage
(1386 posts)
- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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I'd be in pain and get mad. He'd get arrested or something.












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#4
Posted by

Outside_85
(22335 posts)
- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Call the cops.












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#5
Posted by

silkyballfro94
(8621 posts)
- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Destroy him












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#6
Posted by

JohnnyZ256
(6180 posts)
- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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@silkyballfro94: lol












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#7
Posted by

Shadowwaker
(2111 posts)
- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Laugh and cry if it's painful.












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#8
Edited by
HitTheAssasin
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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Not positively, I'd imagine.












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#9
Posted by

Lan_Fan
(6651 posts)
- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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I'd probably yell at him.












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#10
Posted by

LDM
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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@zachary327 said:

Would slam him back using the earth














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#11
Posted by

jashugan
(5521 posts)
- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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call myself a planet buster












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#12
Posted by

mrmonster
(10892 posts)
- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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I'd slam my foot into his crotch



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#13
Posted by

SirDrProfessor
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.












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#14
Posted by

Aka_aka_aka_ak
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- 14 days, 6 hours ago
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Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.

















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#16
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mimisalome
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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@sirdrprofessor said:

Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.














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#17
Posted by

jagernutt
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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Is this a trick question?












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#18
Posted by

JohnCena69swag
(3222 posts)
- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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As an average comicvine user they would never be able to touch me. My incredible reflexes and my perfectly honed 4 percent bodyfat body would just be too quick. I would have my pick of counters from any of the 237 martial arts that i have mastered. Maybe I'm feeling generous and introduce this guy to my wuxi finger technique. Next time he will think before ever raising an atlas to a peak human like me.



Online









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#19
Posted by

Zachary327
(357 posts)
- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jashugan: destroy the planet now












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#20
Edited by
JohnnyZ256
(6180 posts)
- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jagernutt: I wouldn't think of it!












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#21
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@aka_aka_aka_ak said:

Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.



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@lan_fan said:

I'd probably yell at him.














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#22
Posted by

MainJP
(5145 posts)
- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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I'd probably throw a chair at him.












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#23
Posted by

JohnnyZ256
(6180 posts)
- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@mainjp: lol












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#24
Posted by

SpareHeadOne
(3879 posts)
- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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Pull out my exact replica He-Man Battle Axe and call my tabby "Cringer" to come by my side. Then rifle through my he-man books trying to find that damn war cry that Adam says "By the power of day. In blackest skull"


No that's not it.


Ah here it is "By the power of GreySkull! I have the power!!!!!"


Then while all the lightning and stuff is flashing and banging, me and Cringer sneak out the back door and slash the Bastard's tyres.












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#25
Posted by

TheBeardOfZues
(2801 posts)
- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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I'd hit him with the entire history set of books, you know the ones that are labed A-Z?










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#1
Edited by
JohnnyZ256
(6180 posts)
- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Suppose that you're visiting your local library, sitting quietly at a table, when a person walks up to you. He's carrying the atlas pictured below. He asks in a sincere tone, "Could you please help me find Finland? I can't find it."


Before you have a chance to respond, he raises the atlas with both arms over his head and slams it onto your skull. Seconds later, he laughs, "You can't help me if you don't at least open the book!"


He starts to walk away, giggling to himself. The man is 35, 6'2", and 211 pounds.


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Would slam him back using the earth












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Fabricolage
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I'd be in pain and get mad. He'd get arrested or something.












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#4
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Outside_85
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Call the cops.












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#5
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silkyballfro94
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Destroy him












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#6
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@silkyballfro94: lol












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#7
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Shadowwaker
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Laugh and cry if it's painful.












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#8
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Not positively, I'd imagine.












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#9
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Lan_Fan
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I'd probably yell at him.












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@zachary327 said:

Would slam him back using the earth














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#11
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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call myself a planet buster












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#12
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mrmonster
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I'd slam my foot into his crotch



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#13
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SirDrProfessor
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Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.












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#14
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Aka_aka_aka_ak
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- 14 days, 6 hours ago
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Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.

















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#16
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@sirdrprofessor said:

Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.














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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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Is this a trick question?












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#18
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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As an average comicvine user they would never be able to touch me. My incredible reflexes and my perfectly honed 4 percent bodyfat body would just be too quick. I would have my pick of counters from any of the 237 martial arts that i have mastered. Maybe I'm feeling generous and introduce this guy to my wuxi finger technique. Next time he will think before ever raising an atlas to a peak human like me.



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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jashugan: destroy the planet now












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#20
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jagernutt: I wouldn't think of it!












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#21
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@aka_aka_aka_ak said:

Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.



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@lan_fan said:

I'd probably yell at him.














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#22
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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I'd probably throw a chair at him.












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#23
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JohnnyZ256
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@mainjp: lol












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#24
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- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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Pull out my exact replica He-Man Battle Axe and call my tabby "Cringer" to come by my side. Then rifle through my he-man books trying to find that damn war cry that Adam says "By the power of day. In blackest skull"


No that's not it.


Ah here it is "By the power of GreySkull! I have the power!!!!!"


Then while all the lightning and stuff is flashing and banging, me and Cringer sneak out the back door and slash the Bastard's tyres.












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#25
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I'd hit him with the entire history set of books, you know the ones that are labed A-Z?










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#1
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Suppose that you're visiting your local library, sitting quietly at a table, when a person walks up to you. He's carrying the atlas pictured below. He asks in a sincere tone, "Could you please help me find Finland? I can't find it."


Before you have a chance to respond, he raises the atlas with both arms over his head and slams it onto your skull. Seconds later, he laughs, "You can't help me if you don't at least open the book!"


He starts to walk away, giggling to himself. The man is 35, 6'2", and 211 pounds.


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Would slam him back using the earth












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#3
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Fabricolage
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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I'd be in pain and get mad. He'd get arrested or something.












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#4
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Outside_85
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Call the cops.












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#5
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silkyballfro94
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Destroy him












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#6
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JohnnyZ256
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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@silkyballfro94: lol












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#7
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Shadowwaker
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Laugh and cry if it's painful.












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#8
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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Not positively, I'd imagine.












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#9
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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I'd probably yell at him.












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#10
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LDM
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@zachary327 said:

Would slam him back using the earth














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#11
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jashugan
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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call myself a planet buster












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#12
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mrmonster
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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I'd slam my foot into his crotch



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#13
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SirDrProfessor
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.












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#14
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- 14 days, 6 hours ago
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Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.

















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#16
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@sirdrprofessor said:

Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.














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#17
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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Is this a trick question?












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#18
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JohnCena69swag
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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As an average comicvine user they would never be able to touch me. My incredible reflexes and my perfectly honed 4 percent bodyfat body would just be too quick. I would have my pick of counters from any of the 237 martial arts that i have mastered. Maybe I'm feeling generous and introduce this guy to my wuxi finger technique. Next time he will think before ever raising an atlas to a peak human like me.



Online









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#19
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Zachary327
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jashugan: destroy the planet now












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#20
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JohnnyZ256
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jagernutt: I wouldn't think of it!












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#21
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@aka_aka_aka_ak said:

Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.



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@lan_fan said:

I'd probably yell at him.














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#22
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MainJP
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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I'd probably throw a chair at him.












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#23
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JohnnyZ256
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@mainjp: lol












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#24
Posted by

SpareHeadOne
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- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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Pull out my exact replica He-Man Battle Axe and call my tabby "Cringer" to come by my side. Then rifle through my he-man books trying to find that damn war cry that Adam says "By the power of day. In blackest skull"


No that's not it.


Ah here it is "By the power of GreySkull! I have the power!!!!!"


Then while all the lightning and stuff is flashing and banging, me and Cringer sneak out the back door and slash the Bastard's tyres.












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#25
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- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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I'd hit him with the entire history set of books, you know the ones that are labed A-Z?










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#1
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Suppose that you're visiting your local library, sitting quietly at a table, when a person walks up to you. He's carrying the atlas pictured below. He asks in a sincere tone, "Could you please help me find Finland? I can't find it."


Before you have a chance to respond, he raises the atlas with both arms over his head and slams it onto your skull. Seconds later, he laughs, "You can't help me if you don't at least open the book!"


He starts to walk away, giggling to himself. The man is 35, 6'2", and 211 pounds.


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#2
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Zachary327
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Would slam him back using the earth












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#3
Posted by

Fabricolage
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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I'd be in pain and get mad. He'd get arrested or something.












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#4
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Outside_85
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Call the cops.












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#5
Posted by

silkyballfro94
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Destroy him












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#6
Posted by

JohnnyZ256
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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@silkyballfro94: lol












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#7
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Shadowwaker
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Laugh and cry if it's painful.












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#8
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HitTheAssasin
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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Not positively, I'd imagine.












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#9
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Lan_Fan
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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I'd probably yell at him.












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#10
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@zachary327 said:

Would slam him back using the earth














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#11
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jashugan
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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call myself a planet buster












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#12
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mrmonster
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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I'd slam my foot into his crotch



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#13
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SirDrProfessor
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.












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#14
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- 14 days, 6 hours ago
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Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.

















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#16
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@sirdrprofessor said:

Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.














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#17
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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Is this a trick question?












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#18
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JohnCena69swag
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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As an average comicvine user they would never be able to touch me. My incredible reflexes and my perfectly honed 4 percent bodyfat body would just be too quick. I would have my pick of counters from any of the 237 martial arts that i have mastered. Maybe I'm feeling generous and introduce this guy to my wuxi finger technique. Next time he will think before ever raising an atlas to a peak human like me.



Online









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#19
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Zachary327
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jashugan: destroy the planet now












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#20
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JohnnyZ256
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jagernutt: I wouldn't think of it!












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#21
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@aka_aka_aka_ak said:

Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.



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@lan_fan said:

I'd probably yell at him.














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#22
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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I'd probably throw a chair at him.












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#23
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JohnnyZ256
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@mainjp: lol












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#24
Posted by

SpareHeadOne
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- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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Pull out my exact replica He-Man Battle Axe and call my tabby "Cringer" to come by my side. Then rifle through my he-man books trying to find that damn war cry that Adam says "By the power of day. In blackest skull"


No that's not it.


Ah here it is "By the power of GreySkull! I have the power!!!!!"


Then while all the lightning and stuff is flashing and banging, me and Cringer sneak out the back door and slash the Bastard's tyres.












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#25
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TheBeardOfZues
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- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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I'd hit him with the entire history set of books, you know the ones that are labed A-Z?










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Jump to Last Read












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#1
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Suppose that you're visiting your local library, sitting quietly at a table, when a person walks up to you. He's carrying the atlas pictured below. He asks in a sincere tone, "Could you please help me find Finland? I can't find it."


Before you have a chance to respond, he raises the atlas with both arms over his head and slams it onto your skull. Seconds later, he laughs, "You can't help me if you don't at least open the book!"


He starts to walk away, giggling to himself. The man is 35, 6'2", and 211 pounds.


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#1
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Suppose that you're visiting your local library, sitting quietly at a table, when a person walks up to you. He's carrying the atlas pictured below. He asks in a sincere tone, "Could you please help me find Finland? I can't find it."


Before you have a chance to respond, he raises the atlas with both arms over his head and slams it onto your skull. Seconds later, he laughs, "You can't help me if you don't at least open the book!"


He starts to walk away, giggling to himself. The man is 35, 6'2", and 211 pounds.


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#1
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Suppose that you're visiting your local library, sitting quietly at a table, when a person walks up to you. He's carrying the atlas pictured below. He asks in a sincere tone, "Could you please help me find Finland? I can't find it."


Before you have a chance to respond, he raises the atlas with both arms over his head and slams it onto your skull. Seconds later, he laughs, "You can't help me if you don't at least open the book!"


He starts to walk away, giggling to himself. The man is 35, 6'2", and 211 pounds.


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#1
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Suppose that you're visiting your local library, sitting quietly at a table, when a person walks up to you. He's carrying the atlas pictured below. He asks in a sincere tone, "Could you please help me find Finland? I can't find it."


Before you have a chance to respond, he raises the atlas with both arms over his head and slams it onto your skull. Seconds later, he laughs, "You can't help me if you don't at least open the book!"


He starts to walk away, giggling to himself. The man is 35, 6'2", and 211 pounds.


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#2
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Would slam him back using the earth








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#2
Posted by

Zachary327
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Would slam him back using the earth








#2
Posted by

Zachary327
(357 posts)
- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Would slam him back using the earth







#2
Posted by

Zachary327
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Would slam him back using the earth









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#3
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Fabricolage
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I'd be in pain and get mad. He'd get arrested or something.








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#3
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Fabricolage
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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I'd be in pain and get mad. He'd get arrested or something.








#3
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Fabricolage
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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I'd be in pain and get mad. He'd get arrested or something.







#3
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Fabricolage
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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I'd be in pain and get mad. He'd get arrested or something.









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#4
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Outside_85
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Call the cops.








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#4
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Outside_85
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Call the cops.








#4
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Outside_85
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Call the cops.







#4
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Call the cops.













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#5
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silkyballfro94
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Destroy him








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#5
Posted by

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Destroy him








#5
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silkyballfro94
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Destroy him







#5
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silkyballfro94
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Destroy him









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#6
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JohnnyZ256
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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@silkyballfro94: lol








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#6
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JohnnyZ256
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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@silkyballfro94: lol








#6
Posted by

JohnnyZ256
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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@silkyballfro94: lol







#6
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JohnnyZ256
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@silkyballfro94: lol









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#7
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Shadowwaker
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Laugh and cry if it's painful.








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#7
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Shadowwaker
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Laugh and cry if it's painful.








#7
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Shadowwaker
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Laugh and cry if it's painful.







#7
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- 14 days, 8 hours ago
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Laugh and cry if it's painful.









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#8
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Not positively, I'd imagine.








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#8
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HitTheAssasin
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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Not positively, I'd imagine.








#8
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HitTheAssasin
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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Not positively, I'd imagine.







#8
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Not positively, I'd imagine.









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#9
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Lan_Fan
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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I'd probably yell at him.








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#9
Posted by

Lan_Fan
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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I'd probably yell at him.








#9
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Lan_Fan
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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I'd probably yell at him.







#9
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I'd probably yell at him.









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#10
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@zachary327 said:

Would slam him back using the earth










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#10
Posted by

LDM
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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@zachary327 said:

Would slam him back using the earth










#10
Posted by

LDM
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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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@zachary327 said:

Would slam him back using the earth









#10
Posted by

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- 14 days, 7 hours ago
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@zachary327 said:

Would slam him back using the earth







@zachary327 said:

Would slam him back using the earth





@zachary327 said:


Would slam him back using the earth









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#11
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call myself a planet buster








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jashugan
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call myself a planet buster








#11
Posted by

jashugan
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call myself a planet buster







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call myself a planet buster









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#12
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I'd slam my foot into his crotch



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#12
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I'd slam my foot into his crotch



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I'd slam my foot into his crotch



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I'd slam my foot into his crotch





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#13
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SirDrProfessor
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Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.








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#13
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SirDrProfessor
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Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.








#13
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SirDrProfessor
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Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.







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Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.









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#14
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Aka_aka_aka_ak
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- 14 days, 6 hours ago
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Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.








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#14
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Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.








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Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.







#14
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Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.









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@sirdrprofessor said:

Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.










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#16
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@sirdrprofessor said:

Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.










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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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@sirdrprofessor said:

Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.









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@sirdrprofessor said:

Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.







@sirdrprofessor said:

Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.





@sirdrprofessor said:


Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.









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#17
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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Is this a trick question?








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#17
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Is this a trick question?








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Is this a trick question?







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Is this a trick question?









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#18
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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As an average comicvine user they would never be able to touch me. My incredible reflexes and my perfectly honed 4 percent bodyfat body would just be too quick. I would have my pick of counters from any of the 237 martial arts that i have mastered. Maybe I'm feeling generous and introduce this guy to my wuxi finger technique. Next time he will think before ever raising an atlas to a peak human like me.



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#18
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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As an average comicvine user they would never be able to touch me. My incredible reflexes and my perfectly honed 4 percent bodyfat body would just be too quick. I would have my pick of counters from any of the 237 martial arts that i have mastered. Maybe I'm feeling generous and introduce this guy to my wuxi finger technique. Next time he will think before ever raising an atlas to a peak human like me.



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JohnCena69swag
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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As an average comicvine user they would never be able to touch me. My incredible reflexes and my perfectly honed 4 percent bodyfat body would just be too quick. I would have my pick of counters from any of the 237 martial arts that i have mastered. Maybe I'm feeling generous and introduce this guy to my wuxi finger technique. Next time he will think before ever raising an atlas to a peak human like me.



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#18
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- 13 days, 23 hours ago
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As an average comicvine user they would never be able to touch me. My incredible reflexes and my perfectly honed 4 percent bodyfat body would just be too quick. I would have my pick of counters from any of the 237 martial arts that i have mastered. Maybe I'm feeling generous and introduce this guy to my wuxi finger technique. Next time he will think before ever raising an atlas to a peak human like me.





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#19
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jashugan: destroy the planet now








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#19
Posted by

Zachary327
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jashugan: destroy the planet now








#19
Posted by

Zachary327
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jashugan: destroy the planet now







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@jashugan: destroy the planet now









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#20
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JohnnyZ256
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jagernutt: I wouldn't think of it!








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#20
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JohnnyZ256
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jagernutt: I wouldn't think of it!








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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@jagernutt: I wouldn't think of it!







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@jagernutt: I wouldn't think of it!









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#21
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@aka_aka_aka_ak said:

Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.



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@lan_fan said:

I'd probably yell at him.










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#21
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@aka_aka_aka_ak said:

Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.



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@lan_fan said:

I'd probably yell at him.










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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@aka_aka_aka_ak said:

Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.



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@lan_fan said:

I'd probably yell at him.









#21
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@aka_aka_aka_ak said:

Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.



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@lan_fan said:

I'd probably yell at him.







@aka_aka_aka_ak said:

Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.





@aka_aka_aka_ak said:


Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.





@lan_fan said:

I'd probably yell at him.





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I'd probably yell at him.









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#22
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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I'd probably throw a chair at him.








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Posted by

MainJP
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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I'd probably throw a chair at him.








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Posted by

MainJP
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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I'd probably throw a chair at him.







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I'd probably throw a chair at him.









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#23
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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@mainjp: lol








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#23
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@mainjp: lol








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- 13 days, 22 hours ago
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@mainjp: lol







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@mainjp: lol









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#24
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- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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Pull out my exact replica He-Man Battle Axe and call my tabby "Cringer" to come by my side. Then rifle through my he-man books trying to find that damn war cry that Adam says "By the power of day. In blackest skull"


No that's not it.


Ah here it is "By the power of GreySkull! I have the power!!!!!"


Then while all the lightning and stuff is flashing and banging, me and Cringer sneak out the back door and slash the Bastard's tyres.








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#24
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- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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Pull out my exact replica He-Man Battle Axe and call my tabby "Cringer" to come by my side. Then rifle through my he-man books trying to find that damn war cry that Adam says "By the power of day. In blackest skull"


No that's not it.


Ah here it is "By the power of GreySkull! I have the power!!!!!"


Then while all the lightning and stuff is flashing and banging, me and Cringer sneak out the back door and slash the Bastard's tyres.








#24
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SpareHeadOne
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- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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Pull out my exact replica He-Man Battle Axe and call my tabby "Cringer" to come by my side. Then rifle through my he-man books trying to find that damn war cry that Adam says "By the power of day. In blackest skull"


No that's not it.


Ah here it is "By the power of GreySkull! I have the power!!!!!"


Then while all the lightning and stuff is flashing and banging, me and Cringer sneak out the back door and slash the Bastard's tyres.







#24
Posted by

SpareHeadOne
(3879 posts)
- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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Pull out my exact replica He-Man Battle Axe and call my tabby "Cringer" to come by my side. Then rifle through my he-man books trying to find that damn war cry that Adam says "By the power of day. In blackest skull"


No that's not it.


Ah here it is "By the power of GreySkull! I have the power!!!!!"


Then while all the lightning and stuff is flashing and banging, me and Cringer sneak out the back door and slash the Bastard's tyres.









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#25
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TheBeardOfZues
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- 13 days, 11 hours ago
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I'd hit him with the entire history set of books, you know the ones that are labed A-Z?








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#25
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TheBeardOfZues
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I'd hit him with the entire history set of books, you know the ones that are labed A-Z?








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TheBeardOfZues
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I'd hit him with the entire history set of books, you know the ones that are labed A-Z?







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I'd hit him with the entire history set of books, you know the ones that are labed A-Z?









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