Suppose that you're visiting your local library, sitting quietly at a table, when a person walks up to you. He's carrying the atlas pictured below. He asks in a sincere tone, "Could you please help me find Finland? I can't find it."

Before you have a chance to respond, he raises the atlas with both arms over his head and slams it onto your skull. Seconds later, he laughs, "You can't help me if you don't at least open the book!"

He starts to walk away, giggling to himself. The man is 35, 6'2", and 211 pounds.

Would slam him back using the earth

I'd be in pain and get mad. He'd get arrested or something.

Call the cops.

Destroy him

@silkyballfro94: lol

Laugh and cry if it's painful.

Not positively, I'd imagine.

I'd probably yell at him.

call myself a planet buster

I'd slam my foot into his crotch

Defend myself from any further assault then call the police.

Depends on how much it hurt. I'd at least confront him. I'd probably win in a fight if that's where it leads, otherwise I may call the police or at least contact library staff and get him banned.

Is this a trick question?

As an average comicvine user they would never be able to touch me. My incredible reflexes and my perfectly honed 4 percent bodyfat body would just be too quick. I would have my pick of counters from any of the 237 martial arts that i have mastered. Maybe I'm feeling generous and introduce this guy to my wuxi finger technique. Next time he will think before ever raising an atlas to a peak human like me.

@jashugan: destroy the planet now

@jagernutt: I wouldn't think of it!

Average viner detected.

OT-

I'd probably throw a chair at him.

@mainjp: lol

Pull out my exact replica He-Man Battle Axe and call my tabby "Cringer" to come by my side. Then rifle through my he-man books trying to find that damn war cry that Adam says "By the power of day. In blackest skull"

No that's not it.

Ah here it is "By the power of GreySkull! I have the power!!!!!"

Then while all the lightning and stuff is flashing and banging, me and Cringer sneak out the back door and slash the Bastard's tyres.

I'd hit him with the entire history set of books, you know the ones that are labed A-Z?