And I mean 0 sense.

Sometimes I'll be in a dream playing a game or some made up sport or something that requires rules, and the rules for winning makes perfect sense in my dream. For example I'll hop a fence, move a cat, grab a basketball and make it into a smoothie and then pour it out, then hide under the train tracks as a train drives over me and I won't get hit, become a hitman for a day, and I score a point. Then on the next run I'll be doing something like fighting Godzilla while trying to maintain yoga poses. And in my dream I swear to god it makes the most perfect sense. When I wake up I'm like "tf? What type of shit was I doing? How do the rules make sense?" it makes 0 sense. And then I'll do the most random shit like cross over a line (a line that wasn't ever there in any other part of my dream) and automatically I'm out.

And not only for competitions(or whether it was in my dream). Even when chilling, I might be drinking some root beer then all of a sudden I see someone else's pet chicken die and I'm like "aw hell, guess I gotta buy a new book shelf" and go buy a lawnmower from Toys R Us.

I know random shit happens in everybody's dream but sometimes my shit is from another world.

Every night.

I was a super hot, pink haired rockstar woman fighting an alien warlord chick during a concert, creating giant rainbow colored explosions as each blow landed, while the stadium transformed into a giant mecha fighting an alien invasion in the background.

Nah, all my dreams make sense, at least a very little sense.

Oookay, no more anime for you...

@mylittlefascist: my writing career depends on anime, man! It fuels my imagination! Popular Western products are too limited at times!

@life_without_progress: Lol sounds about right

My awake life makes no sense

Several times.

I dream about the girl reading this

Ot: all the time

Never have I ever had a dream where things made sense.

Most of my dreams make no sense.

Of course, that's what dreams are about

Occasionally.

Yeah, just yesterday actually. And the day before that. And the day before that. And the day before that.

I think I’m noticing a pattern here. Almost as if... dreams make no sense to begin with.

@ourmanuel: Every dream dream doesn't work like that. Sometimes dreams make sense, sometimes they don't. At least from my experience.

Sometimes I'll have a dream where it makes sense like maybe I'm escaping a haunted house or something and someone's trying to kill me. As random as that is it still makes sense. Get out of the house or you'll die. But some dreams don't even make a shred of sense.

@amberprice said:

@sazzmi said:

I dream about the girl reading this

Ot: all the time

Okay, stop using that... -_-

All the Goddamn time.

Very few, but yes.

I once had a dream that I was at my grandparents' house and saw Mario and Luigi fighting Nazis with machine guns.