Rules:

SSJ boost x50 in all stats. Bench/squat/deadlift/vertical jump/ long jump/ shot pull/ punching power/ kicking power/ speed/ explosiveness/ etc you get the idea by now ( hopefully)

1) Giraffe

2) Horse

3) 5 chimpanzees

4) 5 german shephards

5) Crocodile

6) alligator

7) Grizzly bear

8) 2 silverbacks

9) A hummer truck coming at you at 60 mph

10) Mike tyson/ mohammed ali/ Stipe miocic/ daniel cormier/ conor mcgregor/ the mountain/ Demetrius johnson/ jon jones/ cris cyborg/ angry walmart manager.

Even without the vine force anyone would clear

Anyone would easily stomp rounds 1 through 8 and 10 unless they're disabled.

lol this is a easy stomp. To put this into perspective lets say a punch goes at you at around 0.5 seconds, which is fast. Assuming your perception of time goes with your speed, that punch now thats 25 seconds to hit you.

Id be deadlifting 25000 pounds? Thats almost Hulk level, im gucci.

Another ridiculous animal thread. When will this end?

Anyone clears

No.

Anyone who isn't completely decrepit clears. x50 is insane.

I clear, lol.

anyone older than 10 and younger than 90 would clear with ease

@theserbianempire: Most punches come in at like .05 seconds. .2 Seconds is about how long it would take to react with a punch. As in, read your oppoentn and throw a punch of your own.

Dodging punches by waiting for the punch is literally, physically impossible. Most fighters react to footwork and shoulder movements in order to prempt the punch.

Even with x50 stat boost, I doubt most people could throw without telegraphing in a way that the pros wouldn't read them from a mile out. Literally, it's just enough of a boost imo that it would make an interesting fight against any ONE of the pros. All of them together? One gets to the back and sinks in the choke.

Yeah, this seems fairly easy.

With the vine force anyone can win.

Without it they get destroyed at 3.

People who think they can take 5 chimpanzees are laughable. You cannot even take 1.

This kind of calculation is asinine. We're dealing with someone completely superhuman. Good luck sinking in a RNC on someone who can reverse curl 3000 pounds. It's impossible. Also, nobody can read the footwork of someone moving *fifty* times faster than the regular human, unless you're punching like a complete moron, throwing haymakers from a mile behind you (and even then you'd almost definitely catch them if you swung in volume while advancing, they just dont move fast enough to get out of your way). Bob Sapp beat the piss out of Ernesto Hoost just via his physicality and he was technically not far beyond the average shlub. Our hypothetical guy is so physically superior to Bob Sapp it's not even funny, both in strength and in speed.

If this were 3* enhanced I'd be inclined to agree with you. 50 times is a whole different ball game, we're dealing with someone who could keg toss (at least) a small car.

Perhaps you missed the part where you take all of your stats and multiply them by 50? With that type of speed the chimps won't even be able to move an inch while you are moving dozens of yards.

@rr79: I just said without the boosts given people lose. Not with the boosts.

"WITHOUT IT they get destroyed at 3"

Maybe better wording, because the way you worded it you seemed to be saying without "vineforce" which has nothing to do with the boosts given in this thread.

i clear them all at once

@mrb1p: Lol not even remotely close to hulk level. Do you know who the hulk is?

@rxdking: why the heck is a giraffe the first on the list? You think a horse is harder to beat than a giraffe?

The only round I could lose is the truck.

I clear

Out of order, but regardless I clear with ease.

@alextheboss: I was confusing myself with a zebra

Nice catch lol.

Didn't even read the OP, just know i clear, no matter what. Just like every other Viner....ever.

End of!

My grandma could clear and she’s been napping for 12 years now