I am Evil Ernie! The anti-villain who will kill all of mankind for the sake of love! I gain my powers from my plastic button that fuels me with arcane energies! It’s name is Smiley, and he was once my pet rat and best friend when I was a kid, but he was killed by my father-

Actually, my origin has been retconned, so now I used to be a fast food tycoon by the name of Richard Smiley. I made a deal with Satan to save my wife, and now my soul is bound to this plastic badge.

Oh… Well, anyway, THIS is my great love. She is Lady Death, and I will kill all of mankind in order to-

You can’t call me Lady Death because of copyright. Just “Lady”.

… ANYWAY, I was a child with psychic powers of foresight and telepathy. My parents didn’t understand me and feared me. After my parents were in a car crash they feared me even more, and-

Not anymore. Your new origin is that you are the second child of a loving family , but your dad was taken over by a demon and crashed the car with your pregnant mother and brother in it. You survived, but-

What the hell, man?! So many retcons! This is the kinda inconsistent bullcrap that makes me wanna kill everybody!

Well, your most recent reason for killing is actually that-

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!

@warlockmage:

@riddlersriddle: @green_tea: @amazing_webhead: @worldofthunder:

New 5-panel

imagine how MGS players felt with majority of 4's cutscenes lol

Don't tell me, next it turns out that his supervillain father wasn't actually his father and he's not really a Mutant? Or the real Ernie is like ninety years old and has been using android avatars? Friggin' retcons, man...

@amazing_webhead: Language warning. The f-word is banned, even edited.

@renchamp: oh, sorry. Is "friggin'" alright?

@amazing_webhead: Only if it's "friggin'". "Frigging" just sounds dumb.

@renchamp: well naturally XD